Posted by thetbones on September 4, 2008
For the past two weeks (when I have not been busy inviting then uninviting people) I have baked a cake AND eaten all of it. For some reason I just can’t get enough CAKE. The first week I made a double chocolate cake with delicious vanilla frosting. The second week I made a german chocolate cake with vanilla/pecan frosting. Boy, was it good! Those cakes must have been at least a POUND each. Everyday without fail I pounded each delectable morsel into my gaping mouth. Just when I thought I could not eat another bite I pounded some more in. It was as if the cake was saying, “anytime you want to be pounded, I’m up for it!” I had better be careful, though. I don’t want to be a fattie! And that is exactly what I’ll become if I keep having my cake and eating it too. I mean it’s almost like I’m on a roll or something.
And what is it with everyone wanting a masculine guy? I pride myself in my princess attributes! Some people say that princesses are only nice if they have castles and horses but I say let my worldly charm speak for itself. I am who I am! PEOPLE like to play games, but not me.
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Posted by thetbones on January 22, 2008
I need a: VGL-M4M-DOM-BB-CD-JO-BJ-FF-BDSM-PNP-FB.
But seriously,
OMG, WTF?!?!?!
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Posted by thetbones on November 9, 2007
It’s been several months since I purchased my Mac and I just now have gotten to creating a podcast. I still have a little more to edit but it is very near finished! I can’t wait to start podcasting regularly!
Be on the lookout for it.
Posted in Everyday Life, Funny, Gay, Jokes, Podcast, Ramblings, Satire | 1 Comment »
Posted by thetbones on September 26, 2007
I can’t believe how organized I am this semester. I finished ALL my Spanish homework for the ENTIRE week on Monday! Should I give all the credit to my über intuitive Mac? It’s hard to say whether I have just become less lazy or if the Mac has, in fact, caused my productivity to increase EXPONENTIALLY! The answer that any rational being must come to, intuitively (of course), is a combination of the two. With the end of school now visible in the distant (or not so distant) future, I’ve come to the realization that I really need to buckle down. But also, now with my new Mac all of my work is so in sync with everything else.
My absolute favorite feature of my Mac is how it intuitively knows that the words on the screen are things I need to read and therefore reads them aloud to me. I never have to read again! It’s freakin’ uncanny just how intuitive my Mac is. I bet it’s reading my mind right now as I sit here and write this and thinking of other ways to be intuitive.
I can’t wait for the new Mac OS X Leopard to debut next month. OH THE POSSIBILITIES!!! I will never have to think again thanks to the new ultra über intuitive Mac. Do I need to take a shit? Wait… let me check on my Mac and see. Do I need to cheat on my boyfriend tonight? Wait… let me check my morals… scratch that… let me check my Mac. The only way Apple can improve on this technology is to invent a way to implant the intuitive chip inside our brains so that the intuition is now a part of who we are.
Soon. Very soon.
Thank you Steve Jobs for being the wonderful, intuitive, perfectionist that you are!
Posted in Intuitive, Mac, Satire | 5 Comments »
Posted by thetbones on September 6, 2007
He hates those fuckin fags
their hags and prada bags
in their juicy couture
with white speckled faux fur
who’ll fuck any queer
after just a single beer
twice since easter
at least or
maybe more…
could be four
fags he’s sucked and fucked
around with
in alleys, valleys, and sally’s
boutique shop
God hates fags like you
who live life without a clue
of the dew that wets the grass
of the blue that tints the glass
that reflects a million images of you
God hates fags like you
in this way,
He and i are the same
Posted in Gay, Poetry, Satire | 3 Comments »
