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GAMES!

Posted by thetbones on September 4, 2008

For the past two weeks (when I have not been busy inviting then uninviting people) I have baked a cake AND eaten all of it.  For some reason I just can’t get enough CAKE.  The first week I made a double chocolate cake with delicious vanilla frosting.  The second week I made a german chocolate cake with vanilla/pecan frosting.  Boy, was it good!  Those cakes must have been at least a POUND each.  Everyday without fail I pounded each delectable morsel into my gaping mouth.  Just when I thought I could not eat another bite I pounded some more in.  It was as if the cake was saying, “anytime you want to be pounded, I’m up for it!”  I had better be careful, though.  I don’t want to be a fattie!  And that is exactly what I’ll become if I keep having my cake and eating it too.  I mean it’s almost like I’m on a roll or something.

 

And what is it with everyone wanting a masculine guy?  I pride myself in my princess attributes!  Some people say that princesses are only nice if they have castles and horses but I say let my worldly charm speak for itself.  I am who I am!  PEOPLE like to play games, but not me.

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