“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got!”
If you know me, then you know that I LOVE acronyms. I was chatting with someone the other day and ended the chat with TTYL and he had no idea what that meant! WAH! I could understand if someone did not understand me because I was using some of the acronyms that I have made up, but come on, TTYL?! (talk to you later) For those of you who are wondering what these made up acronyms I speak about are, here is a brief list to help you “get me” a little better:
NTO: Not the one
LOML: Love of my life
LOYL: Love of your life
MFEO: Made for each other
LOLH: Laugh out loud hilarity
RR: Ray-roll
MC: Missed connection
CL: Craig’s list
BF: Boyfriend
BTW: By the way
Crgaysian: Crazy gay Asian (technically not an acronym, but close enough)(from Jessica and Hunter)
You are probably wondering how does a person even go about integrating these acronyms into normal conversation. Well, it’s easy. Take this example:
I broke up with the LOML last night. He was clearly NTO. After we broke up I got on CL to check the MC and saw some really crazy shit. It was LOLH!! BTW, how is the LOYL?
Speaking of BF’s, I recently (and by recently I mean 3 months ago) broke up with my ASIAN BF. Yeah, don’t feel too sad. He was a serial cheater!! In fact, his mantra was – Do as I say, not as I do! After I caught him cheating on me the first time, I confronted him about it and he responded with, “Sorry, you all look the same to me!” Well, how could I argue with that? All white people DO look alike! Needless to say, six months after that incident things ended up not working out.
So, take my advice: IYAC-LYAC-YAG-WYAG(D)!
[If you always cheat like you've always cheated, you'll always get what you've always got (dumped)!]
